You know, I was full of writing ideas just yesterday. But I’ve forgotten all of them in my rush to prepare for my quizzes.
So maybe let’s discuss that time where I wore a diaper while sharing a room with another person. Let’s keep in mind that wearing one when your roommates don’t not know is a somewhat risky operation.
Anyway, I had returned from the library that night and I fount the room to be empty. While I hadn’t planned it, that day I had gotten a chance to execute something which I had dome some rough planning for.
So I found the room empty. I quickly closed the door and retrieved a diaper. Gathered my fresh clothes for that night, and went to shower. Put it on, and went back to my room. All this time he wasn’t back yet. So I went about doing some work, and eventually he did return. But I was seated the whole time and it was impossible for him to have noticed.
Eventually I fell asleep sometime in the early hours. My roommate has a very weird schedule. He sleeps for 2 hours and does work for 2 hours. Maybe he sleeps during the day, but I don’t know. I’m always out during the day. Anyway, he leaves the room for breakfast at a fixed time every day, and the plan was for me to get up and shower in that time-slot.
From that build up, you’ve probably guessed that I missed that slot. Yes, I did miss a crucial slot. But everything else that morning happened in a blur.
I lay in bed, unable to sleep but pretending to be asleep, when he unexpectedly starts to dress up and gathers his notes. He grabs his bag and leaves!
Quickly, I rush into the shared toilet. I decide to skip brushing teeth first and shower. And just as I’m getting out, another hostel-mate comes in, and is waiting outside the door for me to come out. In a near state of panic, I gather my clothes and shower things, and walk out. The way I held the concealed diaper was definately suspicious.
I don’t know what made me do it, but I immediately stuffed it into my schoolbag after wrapping it in plastic. I slowly got around to getting ready for school. But my thoughts were interrupted when my roommate returned to the room!
How was it possible? I thought he was going for class! He even started to change out of his attire, indicating he was going to stay. The silver lining was that I had hidden everything. Quickly gathered my things, and left, dumping the package into one of the professor’s house trash bins along the way.
So yeah, I don’t think I’ll be doing that again anytime soon. Nothing beats getting a food night sleep in a diaper, but I don’t wish to tell my roommate about this. Maybe in the western world people are open about these things. After all, why should one care about another’s choice of underwear? But in an Asian society, the risk of getting outed is quite high. And he is not exactly a friend, just a roommate.
It’s not worth the risk. I’ll just stick to carrying a diaper around with me in my backpack. For the record, those other room’s dumbasses do not lift a finger to help clean the bathrooms. They refuse to even discuss the topic. Unfortunately I need a clean bathroom. I guess it’s some form of karma for me, since I don’t use the toilet as much.